Email Scam:
From: llucluc@btconnect.com
Subject: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:08:10 +0100
GOOD DAY.
I don't really know who you are, but peace be unto you as you read this letter. My Instinct tells me that I can trust you by my proposition. I got your contact through Internet directory and My Instinct directed me to send this money to you.
I am a widow and a devoted Christian, my name is Mrs. Linda Lucas from England, married to Christopher Lucas, since my husband died, I have been suffering from arthritics and lately doctors have diagnosed me with terminal cancer which left me with approximately twelve months to live. I am currently on wheelchair and being looked after by a nurse and some of my late husband's relatives in turns.
Before my husband died, he left some money to the tone of Ј2,800,000,00 (Two million, eight hundred thousand Pounds) and he made me promised him that it should be used for humanitarian work, because we have no children and he does not want his brothers to lay hand on it, since they don't believe in God, they have a different vision.
This money is currently in a vault with a deposit company in EUROPE. If you will promise me that you will use this money to achieve the wish of my husband and me, then I will instruct the deposit company to release the funds in your name. Note that I don't speak much due to my illness; I will appreciate if we communicate through email. Reply me through my email address: lindalucas22@hotmail.com for us to discuss so that you can go and claim this money before I die.
May God bless you as you walk in the light and glory.
Thank you.
Yours in Vineyard,
Mrs. Linda Lucas
Email: lindalucas22@hotmail.com
My Reply:
Dear Mrs. Lucas,
Even though I don't really know who you are, my instincts tell me that I can trust you too. You see, I got into a car accident a few months ago and developed psychic abilities after injuring the part of my brain that interferes with psychic message reception.
My doctor said most people have this part switched "on", which causes static on the telepathic "line(s)". But when my head slammed into the dashboard at 70 mph, it somehow switched that part of my brain to the off "station". And now I can clearly hear spirits in my head all the time. Their voices are like beautiful music being played underwater with melodic lyrics about future events. In fact, a few days ago they told me I was going to receive an email about a windfall of money from an Internet stranger. They even mentioned that both your first and last name would start with the same letter. Amazing!
At first I was confused by all this, but my doctor calmly explained that back in caveman times, before our brains "devolved", everyone was able to "tune in" to the "psychic airwaves". This explains how they first learned to use fire and build the wheel. Unfortunately, this eventually lead to the cavemen becoming lazy, since they could see the future and know ahead of time where to stand to avoid dinosaurs and find food. However, in a sick twist of fate, the gene that allowed for psychic abilities also carried the characteristic of extremely tiny phalluses, which eventually caused the adaptation to die off.
That's why I plan to use the money to start a clinic where for a small fee we will do a quick surgical procedure to turn off the psychic interference in people's brains, which has been lying dormant for low these many years. That way everyone can hear the beautiful voices again! Since this is done medically, it would not effect the genes or size of the phallus. I would also use some of the money to lobby the Surgeon General to include this along with circumcision as possible options for parents of newborn babies.
Just now, as I am writing this email, the voices started singing that your husband Chris is watching us from Heaven and that he loves you very much. He is very happy to hear you have cancer, because he says he will get to see you very soon. He also says that you should take the car in to be serviced, because the oil hasn't been changed since he past and your favorite color is purple.
Oh no! The psychic voices just told me that your brother-in-laws are conspiring with your nurse (whose lucky number is 17) to murder you and take the money! You must do exactly what I say or else these Godless heathens will take your husband's money and spend it on freaky fetish porn and abortions! First you must email me a picture of yourself so I can read your psychic vibrations better. Second, you must slip your cancer medication into your nurse's drink. After a week, she will feel sick and have to stay home from work. The nursing agency will send a replacement. Her name will start with a D or T and she will help you get me the money before the old nurse returns. You will only have a few days before the medication will wear off, so please hurry!
Telepathically yours,
Scamtastic
PS - To answer the questions from your next email: Yes. April 23rd, 1972. Orange.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Moldy Georgia Peach
Email Scam:
From: debramartins@bellsouth.net
Subject: COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:34:31 +0100
Dear Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture.
Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $850,000.00 ( Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque MR. DONALD RAY is as follows.
COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT
CONTACT NAME: MR. DONALD RAY
EMAIL: mr.donaldray@rocketmail.com
CELL PHONE :- 011-234-708-304-5364
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Your's Faithfully,
Mrs. Debra Martins
My Reply:
Dear Mr. Ray,
I haven't been this excited since 1982 when I was crowned Miss Georgia Peach! Since then, however, my life has gone downhill faster than Peekaboo Street in an avalanche.
I'm a three time divorcee with two estranged, ungrateful daughters. When they were girls we had so much fun competing in beauty pageants together. The makeup, the glitz. I remember being so proud of my little princesses. So I've decided to use the money to start my own beauty pageant. It will be more magnificent than a thousand Cinderella balls!
I have already found my judges. One is a former Miss Teen America and current Atlanta Falcons cheerleader. She's a great role model for the girls and an example of what you can accomplish if you work hard and are really attractive. I, of course, will be the humble Abdul-esque second judge. And the third judge is this guy I met outside the local elementary school. I noticed him staring at the girls with an amazing intensity and writing in a notebook, which I could only assume were critiques on their poise and balance, since he hid their scores before I could see. It's extremely hard to find straight men who show an interest in developing the talent of young girls. Most of the male judges in the industry are swishier than a silk dress in a hurricane. And I don't believe it's possible for a man to accurately judge female beauty if he gets hot and bothered over another man's rumpled foreskin.
After getting this email, I ran down to the Sheraton to reserve their largest conference room. Once I receive the check from you I will be able to buy the sashes, trophies, and tiaras. Then everything will be perfect again.
God bless,
Ms. Scamtastic
From: debramartins@bellsouth.net
Subject: COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:34:31 +0100
Dear Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture.
Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $850,000.00 ( Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque MR. DONALD RAY is as follows.
COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT
CONTACT NAME: MR. DONALD RAY
EMAIL: mr.donaldray@rocketmail.com
CELL PHONE :- 011-234-708-304-5364
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Your's Faithfully,
Mrs. Debra Martins
My Reply:
Dear Mr. Ray,
I haven't been this excited since 1982 when I was crowned Miss Georgia Peach! Since then, however, my life has gone downhill faster than Peekaboo Street in an avalanche.
I'm a three time divorcee with two estranged, ungrateful daughters. When they were girls we had so much fun competing in beauty pageants together. The makeup, the glitz. I remember being so proud of my little princesses. So I've decided to use the money to start my own beauty pageant. It will be more magnificent than a thousand Cinderella balls!
I have already found my judges. One is a former Miss Teen America and current Atlanta Falcons cheerleader. She's a great role model for the girls and an example of what you can accomplish if you work hard and are really attractive. I, of course, will be the humble Abdul-esque second judge. And the third judge is this guy I met outside the local elementary school. I noticed him staring at the girls with an amazing intensity and writing in a notebook, which I could only assume were critiques on their poise and balance, since he hid their scores before I could see. It's extremely hard to find straight men who show an interest in developing the talent of young girls. Most of the male judges in the industry are swishier than a silk dress in a hurricane. And I don't believe it's possible for a man to accurately judge female beauty if he gets hot and bothered over another man's rumpled foreskin.
After getting this email, I ran down to the Sheraton to reserve their largest conference room. Once I receive the check from you I will be able to buy the sashes, trophies, and tiaras. Then everything will be perfect again.
God bless,
Ms. Scamtastic
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
The Bad German
Email Scam:
From: markwellingesq2001@ymail.com
Subject: Please read
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:18:40 +0100
From: Mark Welling (Welling & Associates, Fulham, London SW6 1RP, United Kingdom).
Dear Friend,
I am Mark Welling, an attorney here in the United Kingdom. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us.
I was the legal counsel to the late Mr. Rudolf Haeussler, a German who unfortunately lost his life in the 24 November 2001 Crossair aircraft crash of the 97-seat Jumbolino Avero RJ-100 aircraft en route from Berlin, Germany to Zurich, Switzerland, killing also his wife and only daughter. The aircraft crashed in poor weather conditions as it approached Zurich airport.
Before his death, I assisted him deposit a consignment containing the sum of US$19.1M (Nineteen Million One Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with a financial institution in one of the major cities here in Europe.
Since I got information about his death, I have been expecting his next of kin or relatives to come over and claim his money. Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to do business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safe keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it. I would need you as a Foreigner acting as the next of kin and sole benefactor to the inheritance of late Mr. Rudolf Haeussler to claim the funds for us to share.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as I am going to adopt a legalized method and prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred, we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation. Should you be interested, please send me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication through this email address.
In the event you are not interested, I sincerely ask that you disregard this email and tell no one about it. I am very careful not to truncate my legal career should you mention this to someone else. I hope you can be trusted in this regard.
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you have been finalised. We will discuss more in details when I do receive your response.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Best regards,
Mark Welling esq.
My Reply:
Mr. Welling Esq,
Thanks for contacting me about my Uncle Rudolf. You see, my family moved from Germany to the US when I was very young. Soon after we arrived, Uncle Rudolf was caught stealing some bread for us and they deported him. We felt guilty about it, so every month we sent him money to make sure he had a good life.
As the years went by, he would consistently mail us these gut-wrenching letters about how he never had enough to eat and couldn't afford the medication to treat the many diseases that he contracted on the boat ride back. So we kept upping the amount. Now it seems that he was pocketing the money and had $19.1M dollars in his bank account!
In one letter, he even told us that the diseases left him hideously disfigured and he was rendered impotent from malnutrition. But obviously this was a lie, as he had a wife and child. To think of all of the simple pleasures my family and I lived without to make sure that "poor" Uncle Rudolf was happy. Excuse my German, but what a crock of shit!
Now I'm not sure how they do things in your country, but here in the US, lawyers do not receive 60% of your inheritance. Especially when I spent my youth wearing my sister's hand-me-downs lederhosen, so Uncle Rudolf could get his "insulin". I recently spoke with my friend who is an attorney specializing in international law and he said that the most you should receive is a 10% finder's fee in addition to your hourly rate. I am willing to pay the additional costs, but I can't imagine that they would amount to 5% of $19.1M. Please send me any receipts and I will pay you whatever is owed.
Angrily nostalgic,
Scamtastic
From: markwellingesq2001@ymail.com
Subject: Please read
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:18:40 +0100
From: Mark Welling (Welling & Associates, Fulham, London SW6 1RP, United Kingdom).
Dear Friend,
I am Mark Welling, an attorney here in the United Kingdom. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us.
I was the legal counsel to the late Mr. Rudolf Haeussler, a German who unfortunately lost his life in the 24 November 2001 Crossair aircraft crash of the 97-seat Jumbolino Avero RJ-100 aircraft en route from Berlin, Germany to Zurich, Switzerland, killing also his wife and only daughter. The aircraft crashed in poor weather conditions as it approached Zurich airport.
Before his death, I assisted him deposit a consignment containing the sum of US$19.1M (Nineteen Million One Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with a financial institution in one of the major cities here in Europe.
Since I got information about his death, I have been expecting his next of kin or relatives to come over and claim his money. Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to do business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safe keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it. I would need you as a Foreigner acting as the next of kin and sole benefactor to the inheritance of late Mr. Rudolf Haeussler to claim the funds for us to share.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as I am going to adopt a legalized method and prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred, we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation. Should you be interested, please send me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication through this email address.
In the event you are not interested, I sincerely ask that you disregard this email and tell no one about it. I am very careful not to truncate my legal career should you mention this to someone else. I hope you can be trusted in this regard.
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you have been finalised. We will discuss more in details when I do receive your response.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Best regards,
Mark Welling esq.
My Reply:
Mr. Welling Esq,
Thanks for contacting me about my Uncle Rudolf. You see, my family moved from Germany to the US when I was very young. Soon after we arrived, Uncle Rudolf was caught stealing some bread for us and they deported him. We felt guilty about it, so every month we sent him money to make sure he had a good life.
As the years went by, he would consistently mail us these gut-wrenching letters about how he never had enough to eat and couldn't afford the medication to treat the many diseases that he contracted on the boat ride back. So we kept upping the amount. Now it seems that he was pocketing the money and had $19.1M dollars in his bank account!
In one letter, he even told us that the diseases left him hideously disfigured and he was rendered impotent from malnutrition. But obviously this was a lie, as he had a wife and child. To think of all of the simple pleasures my family and I lived without to make sure that "poor" Uncle Rudolf was happy. Excuse my German, but what a crock of shit!
Now I'm not sure how they do things in your country, but here in the US, lawyers do not receive 60% of your inheritance. Especially when I spent my youth wearing my sister's hand-me-downs lederhosen, so Uncle Rudolf could get his "insulin". I recently spoke with my friend who is an attorney specializing in international law and he said that the most you should receive is a 10% finder's fee in addition to your hourly rate. I am willing to pay the additional costs, but I can't imagine that they would amount to 5% of $19.1M. Please send me any receipts and I will pay you whatever is owed.
Angrily nostalgic,
Scamtastic
Millennium Scientific Computer Game
Email Scam:
From: euro@promo.org
Subject: CALL DAVID COOK FOR YOUR CLAIM TODAY TEL:0034 665 137 121
Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:07:18 +0100
Euro Million lottrey award 2008.
PLAZA DE LA REINA 2
C.P 28090 Madrid.
Spain Branch.Ref. N? ESM/WIN/008/05/10/MA
Batch. N? EULO/2907/444/908/08.YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THE LOTTERY AWARD 2008 AWARDWe wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer Balloting sweepstake held on 23th AUG 2008. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were used.
It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email address attached to ticket star number (34234) with 20serial number 51622 drew the EUROMILLION lucky numbers 7-17-20-30-66 which consequently won the draw in the Second category.
You have been approving for the star prize of $1.7M (One Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars Only).CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you.
This is a protective measure to avoid double claiming by people you may tell as we have had cases like this before, please send your Full Name, Home and Office Tel & Fax Number, Mobile Tel Number and your winning ticket number, reference numbers and amount won information for processing of your winning fund to our registered claim agent in address below:
VASCO SEGUROS SA
Dr. Cook David
Address: Avda .Del Castellon 42
Madrid Spain.
TEL:0034 665 137 121
E-mail:davidcook0@info.lt
Be informed that the appointed agent will be required to swear affidavits of lotto claim also remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th AUGUST, 2008. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Once again congratulations. Your email address has brought to you this expected luck. Mrs. Maria Burgos
Pedro De La Ros Martinez Mark,
(Lottery coordinator)
My Reply:
Dear Mr. Cook,
I am an elderly woman and just tried my first Internet today. I have to say it is a little overwhelming. I have already received so many mails from people I do not know.
When I was a child I thought the radio was high technology. I remember listening to the Amos & Andy Show every day after school. Of course, now we know they were horrible racists. But those were different times. If I would have told my father that one day I would vote for a black President, he would have slapped my mouth and told me that's why they will never give women the right to vote. I am sure he is spinning in his grave right now.
Since I am new to this, I do not know what is a millennium scientific computer game. I am definitely encouraged to use the Internet, especially now that I know I can win money. Unfortunately, do not have any family to share the money. Maybe I will become a sugar momma to some young stud! I think Joy Behar calls them "cougars".
I promise not to tell anyone until I get the money. I am a very private person and you can trust me on this.
Please call me at KLondike 5-3247. Give me a hour to get home though as I am currently at my local library. I hope it is not a problem, but I do not have a touch tone phone. I live in Brooklyn, NY at 7 Oak St. You can send the check there. If you need to bring one of those extra large novelty checks for a photo, I should meet you out on the street, as my hallways are very narrow.
Decrepitly yours,
Ms. Scamtastic
From: euro@promo.org
Subject: CALL DAVID COOK FOR YOUR CLAIM TODAY TEL:0034 665 137 121
Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:07:18 +0100
Euro Million lottrey award 2008.
PLAZA DE LA REINA 2
C.P 28090 Madrid.
Spain Branch.Ref. N? ESM/WIN/008/05/10/MA
Batch. N? EULO/2907/444/908/08.YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THE LOTTERY AWARD 2008 AWARDWe wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer Balloting sweepstake held on 23th AUG 2008. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were used.
It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email address attached to ticket star number (34234) with 20serial number 51622 drew the EUROMILLION lucky numbers 7-17-20-30-66 which consequently won the draw in the Second category.
You have been approving for the star prize of $1.7M (One Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars Only).CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you.
This is a protective measure to avoid double claiming by people you may tell as we have had cases like this before, please send your Full Name, Home and Office Tel & Fax Number, Mobile Tel Number and your winning ticket number, reference numbers and amount won information for processing of your winning fund to our registered claim agent in address below:
VASCO SEGUROS SA
Dr. Cook David
Address: Avda .Del Castellon 42
Madrid Spain.
TEL:0034 665 137 121
E-mail:davidcook0@info.lt
Be informed that the appointed agent will be required to swear affidavits of lotto claim also remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th AUGUST, 2008. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Once again congratulations. Your email address has brought to you this expected luck. Mrs. Maria Burgos
Pedro De La Ros Martinez Mark,
(Lottery coordinator)
My Reply:
Dear Mr. Cook,
I am an elderly woman and just tried my first Internet today. I have to say it is a little overwhelming. I have already received so many mails from people I do not know.
When I was a child I thought the radio was high technology. I remember listening to the Amos & Andy Show every day after school. Of course, now we know they were horrible racists. But those were different times. If I would have told my father that one day I would vote for a black President, he would have slapped my mouth and told me that's why they will never give women the right to vote. I am sure he is spinning in his grave right now.
Since I am new to this, I do not know what is a millennium scientific computer game. I am definitely encouraged to use the Internet, especially now that I know I can win money. Unfortunately, do not have any family to share the money. Maybe I will become a sugar momma to some young stud! I think Joy Behar calls them "cougars".
I promise not to tell anyone until I get the money. I am a very private person and you can trust me on this.
Please call me at KLondike 5-3247. Give me a hour to get home though as I am currently at my local library. I hope it is not a problem, but I do not have a touch tone phone. I live in Brooklyn, NY at 7 Oak St. You can send the check there. If you need to bring one of those extra large novelty checks for a photo, I should meet you out on the street, as my hallways are very narrow.
Decrepitly yours,
Ms. Scamtastic
Monday, February 2, 2009
An Arm For An Arm
Email Scam:
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:58:08 +0000
From: davidfeels@optonline.net
Subject: Good Day
Good Day
I am Mr. David Sek-chi Kwok, Chief Executive and Managing Director of the Shanghai Commercial and Savings Bank, Ltd. I have a business suggestion for you.
Gen. Hussein Ali Youssef who was with the Iraqi Army and also businessman made a fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, in a value of Twenty one million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Several maturities notice was sent to him, before the war which began in 2003. Also after the war another notification was sent and no response came from him. We later found out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After more inquiry it was also discovered that this General did not declare any next of kin in his official papers. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.
I want you to know that I have everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.
Should you be interested send me the following; Full names, private phone number, current residential address and I prefer you reach me on my private email address below after which I shall provide you with more details on this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
Mr. David Sek-chi Kwok.
Email: (davsckwok@yahoo.com.hk)
My Reply:
Mr. David,
In 2006, my son joined the Marines and was sent to Iraq. Then two weeks ago he was sent home, minus one arm. The government won't pay for an artificial limb, because they claim he was high on qualudes and got run over by his own Humvee. Ever since he got his dishonorable discharge, he's been sitting around the house feeling sorry for hisself.
But now fate has intervened and paid us back! I'm not saying I'd willingly trade his arm for $21M, but the Lord works in mysterious ways and far be it from me to question him. I've already decided to use some of the money to buy him one of those robotic arms from the Terminator movie. I put it on layaway as soon as I got your email. He's gonna love it! Plus, I have bad arthritis and can't open my jars of mayo. I'm sure one of those bad boys will pop'em open like a girl on prom night.
781 Lakeside Terrace
Saratoga, FL 32189
I recently dropped my cell phone in the toilet and tried to dry it in the microwave. Hopefully, I will be able to buy a new one with my Iraqi money. Until then, please contact me at this email address.
Semper Fi,
Scamtastic
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:58:08 +0000
From: davidfeels@optonline.net
Subject: Good Day
Good Day
I am Mr. David Sek-chi Kwok, Chief Executive and Managing Director of the Shanghai Commercial and Savings Bank, Ltd. I have a business suggestion for you.
Gen. Hussein Ali Youssef who was with the Iraqi Army and also businessman made a fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, in a value of Twenty one million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Several maturities notice was sent to him, before the war which began in 2003. Also after the war another notification was sent and no response came from him. We later found out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After more inquiry it was also discovered that this General did not declare any next of kin in his official papers. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.
I want you to know that I have everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.
Should you be interested send me the following; Full names, private phone number, current residential address and I prefer you reach me on my private email address below after which I shall provide you with more details on this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
Mr. David Sek-chi Kwok.
Email: (davsckwok@yahoo.com.hk)
My Reply:
Mr. David,
In 2006, my son joined the Marines and was sent to Iraq. Then two weeks ago he was sent home, minus one arm. The government won't pay for an artificial limb, because they claim he was high on qualudes and got run over by his own Humvee. Ever since he got his dishonorable discharge, he's been sitting around the house feeling sorry for hisself.
But now fate has intervened and paid us back! I'm not saying I'd willingly trade his arm for $21M, but the Lord works in mysterious ways and far be it from me to question him. I've already decided to use some of the money to buy him one of those robotic arms from the Terminator movie. I put it on layaway as soon as I got your email. He's gonna love it! Plus, I have bad arthritis and can't open my jars of mayo. I'm sure one of those bad boys will pop'em open like a girl on prom night.
781 Lakeside Terrace
Saratoga, FL 32189
I recently dropped my cell phone in the toilet and tried to dry it in the microwave. Hopefully, I will be able to buy a new one with my Iraqi money. Until then, please contact me at this email address.
Semper Fi,
Scamtastic
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