Date: Wed, 4 Mar 2009 18:13:30 +0500
Subject: MY BENEFICIARY....
From: susanj50@fastermail.com
From Mrs. Susan Jones.
7 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3 5LT,
London, England.
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. Susan Jones, wife of late Dr. Greg Jones who died December 2nd 2006, 'May his soul rest in peace'. My late husband was into private practice all his life before his death.
Our life together as husband and wife lasted for years without a child. He died after a protracted illness, but before his death we vowed to start Charity Project to uplift the downtrodden and the less-privileged individuals, as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that we needed a child from this relationship, which never come till his death.
Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,000,000.00GBP (Five Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) to his local bank account here in UK with the good heart of using it for the Charity Project and till now the money is still with the Bank.
After series of medical test on me last week, my Doctor has told me that I have limited days to live due to Cancerous illness known as Leukemia, which has affected my heart system.
Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to this cancer.
With this hard reality that has befallen me, I have decided to give you this money and I want you to use this gift which come from my late husband effort to assist the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially as planned with my late husband before his sudden death.
For accepting to help me receive this money in your local bank account and also to invest it on Charity Project, you would take 10% of the 5 Million Great Britain Pounds for your personal use and all your expenses during the charity project after receiving the money will be deducted from the huge sum. As soon as I receive your reply through this my confidential email address ssjones60@yahoo.com.hk.
Be rest assured that I will sign the necessary Probate Document to make you my Next of Kin,hence empower you as the Original Beneficiary of the money and I will also give you the bank contact where the money was deposited in UK to avoid delay in transferring the money to you now that I am still alive.
I will expect your positive response with urgency. God bless you and members of your family.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Susan Jones.
My Reply:
Mrs. Jones,
I am incredibly sorry to hear about your failing heart system and would be very interested in helping you allocate your husband's wealth to a charitable organization. As a less-privileged person in constant financial predicaments, I have always been stressed about not donating enough money to charity. That's why most of my money has gone directly to the Church of Scientology to improve my E-meter reading.
My auditor tells me that engrams are ravaging my body and preventing me from becoming "clear", which is probably why I've been so downtrodden my whole life. However, with this much money I will finally be able to pay for enough auditing sessions to get myself to Operating Thetan. Then I will know the true meaning of life and possibly be able to cross the Bridge and hang out with Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
I hope this response is both positive and urgent enough. I look forward to becoming your next of kin.
L. Ron Bless You,
Scamtastic
Scam Reply:
Date: Sat, 7 Mar 2009 02:57:35 -0800
From: ssjones60@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: RE: MY BENEFICIARY....
Hello Scamtastic,
I want you to please accept the 10% for your assistance. Below is the contact information of my Attorney, his duty is to process the probate document to make you my next of kin and beneficiary of the 5,000,000.00GBP, to authorize you claim the money.
We have agreed that you will pay his chambers 5% of the money as their charge for the job as soon as you receive the money in your account, because I cannot pay them any money now due to my illness. Below is his direct contact information, and when contacting him through email use Dr. & Mrs. Jones charity project as your subject, because it is the code to prove that you were truly directed by me.
Barrister. Marcus Bruce
Phone: +44 703 596 7735
Fax: +44 709 288 2197
Email: barrstar.marcusbruce@yahoo.co.
Please contact him immediately so that he will tell you the necessary information to make you my next of kin and to transfer the 5,000,000.00 Pounds to your account, he is the only one I trusted due to his honesty and friendship with my late husband.
I don’t know if I can come to computer room again this period, but if you did not hear from me again always pray for me because I will continue to pray for you wherever I go.
Good luck and god bless you and your family.
Mrs. Susan Jones.
My Reply 2:
Mr. Bruce,
I was referred to you by our good (late?) friend Mrs. Susan Jones. Please let me know what I need to do to accept her husband's fortune, as I have already planned on donating all of the money to the Church of Scientology. I know it says that you are charging 5% for your commission, but I was hoping you could do the work pro-bono since it is going to such a worthy cause.
As a lawyer, I'm sure you are under a lot of stress. So, for your trouble, I can guarantee you a dozen auditing sessions. If you are diligent and do your spiritual homework, this should be enough get you to the level "Pre-clear". It won't eliminate all of your stress, but will put you on the right path to Serenity of Beingness.
Most of your money will go towards building a new Celebrity Center in Sundance, Utah. The Mormons have long since ruled the roost out there and I think it's about time we stake our claim. I believe we can help a lot of unhappy famous people come to understand the true meaning of life.
The Celebrity Center will primarily be used by the glitterati, but some "normals" will be allowed entrance for special recruiting events. We're hoping to have the center built in time for the 2010 Sundance Film Festival, where we will blanket the streets of Park City with volunteers. They will be doing free E-meter readings and trying to convert followers to the ways of the Hubbard.
I look forward to our hearing from you. Big Win.
Ronspeed,
Scamtastic
Scam Reply 2:
Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:59:25 +0000
From: barrstar.marcusbruce@yahoo.co.
Subject: Our Ref: MBC/LC/VOL.i/011/2009
Our Ref: MBC/LC/VOL.i/011/2009
Ditto: 10-03-2009
Your Ref: CHF/BNK/1146/2009
Dear Client,
RE: VERIFICATION:
The above subject matter refers.
We are glad to receive your email concerning your transaction with our client Mrs. Susan Jones and we have verified that you were truly directed by her.
Our duty is to process the necessary Probate Document required to make you her Next Of Kin and also to make sure you claim the money for the assigned project. In this regards we shall give you the bank contact where the money were deposited after procurement of your Probate Document (Letter of Authorization) from the Probate Registry of Royal Court of Justice United Kingdom, which would legally put you in position as her Next Of Kin, thus making you the beneficiary of the fund.
You are here by officially informed to send us the following details information; (1) Your Complete Names (2) Your Resident Address (3) Your Phone & Fax numbers (5) Occupation (4) Age, Sex and Marital Status. The complete requested information would enable us process your Probate Document within 3 working days to make you Mrs. Jones Next Of Kin and also the beneficiary of their funds. Our law office advice you to act fast for the success of this transfer now that she is still alive. Always remember to quote your Reference Number (CHF/BNK/1146/2009) in all your corresponding emails to this office, to avoid complication of information. Thanks for your effort and kindness, have a blessed day.
Barr. Marcus Bruce.
For. MARCUS BRUCE & CO.
+44 703 596 7735
My Reply 3:
Mr. Bruce,
I have listed the requested information below.
1) Scam Grundle tastic
2) 7 Highboy Ct, Middletown, NJ 07701
3) No phone or fax (I only have a cell phone and it was stolen by vandals)
5) Architectural Novelist
4) 28, M, currently on eHarmony
Reference Number: CHF/BNK/1146/2009
Please let me know what other information you need, so we can conclude this transaction before Mrs. Jones dies and her Thetan is taken to the landing station on Venus, where it is programmed with lies, and dumped into another meat body here on Earth.
L. Ron We Trust,
Scamtastic

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