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Email Scam:

From: Yonggi Cho (hsbaccountmanagerofficer@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Tue 10/07/08 6:35 PM

Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
Yau Tsim Mong Branch,
One Grand Tower G/F,
639 Nathan Road
Kowloon West, Hong Kong Island
Website; www.hangseng.com.hk

Dear Mr/Mrs,
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.Yonggi Cho director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I will need you to assist me in executing this Business Project from Hong Kong to your country.Twenty millions United State Dollars only in my branch.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you. If you are interested please send me your Full names: Private phone number: Current residential address: Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below Email:

hsbaccountmanagerofficer@yahoo.com.hk

Kind Regards,
Mr Yonggi Cho

My Response:

Mr. Cho,

I'm not what you'd call a book learner. However, I'm also not street smart or handsome. But I do know one thing, and that is Orientals is good with money. Or was it the Jews? I don't remember exactly what Pappy said because I'm drunk, but I'm pretty sure he said you're good at numbers because your squinty eyes helped you concentrate in school, while my round eyes were better for taking out the trash and mowing the lawn.

The only thing I want to know is who gets the additional 10%?

I don't have a phone as it is the work of the Devil. My current address is PO Box 114, Birmingham, Alabama. And to answer your question, yes, I live in alley behind the post office.

Please provide me with details of the secret operation. And use smaller words as "endeavor", "utmost", and "discretion" confuse me.

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Scamtastic