Year of the Pig

Email Scam:

Subject: info
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:24:48 +0200
From: s.f.marang@freeler.nl

I AM MR. Yonggi Cho A CITIZEN OF HONG KONG WORKING WITH Hang Seng Bank . I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

PLEASE AND PLEASE DO NOT BE EMBARASED,I AM SEEKING
YOUR ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (Twenty MILLION DOLLARS). If you will be so kind enough to grant me the permission, I will be glad to give the details.MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. PLEASE REPLY AT yonggicho@hotmail.com

My Reply:

Mr. Cho,

I have much respect for the Chinese culture. (I'm bowing now) I'm not one of those troglodites who actually thinks that you eat dogs. In fact, last month I even borrowed a book from the library to learn how to do oragami. Hank, my friend, told me oragami was the Chinese word for multiple orgasms, but I found out it's just folding paper. They are both very relaxing though.

Ever since then, I have submerged myself in the Chinese culture, eating your food like 4 times a week. I love MSG! Hank asked me who in their right mind eats Chinese food two days in a row. I answered about a billion Chinese people! (High five!)

I'm also really impressed by the Chinese work ethic. It's amazing to me that your generals and emperors are able to win wars and build great walls, while still having time to whip up some pretty tasty chicken dishes.

Hopefully, I'll be able to use this money to visit your country and order the best Number 24 with fried rice that I've ever had.

Please and please write back to me and tell me what to do. I promise not to be embarrassed.

Happy year of the Pig!
Scamtastic