Controversial Treatments

Email Scam:

Greetings,

I am requesting for your assistance in a business transaction. I work as a director of projects in the department of minerals and energy here Pretoria,South Africa. I represent a four member committee vested with the responsibility of contracts evaluation.

We will require you to fill an application form that we shall submit to our country's justice department for the transfer of right and privilege of the former contractor to your name.The actual contract cost has been paid to the original contractor,leaving the balance of the inflated ($27,000,000.00 ) mentioned above which we want to legally obtain approval from the appropriate government authorities and our apex bank for disbursement.

I will give the details of how we intend to proceed, this is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 15% for your management fees; if I am able to reach terms with you.

If you are interested, please write me back and provide me with your full names, tel/cell numbers and I will provide details. Keep this close to you we are still serving the government.

Regards,

Mr. Ramsey Nkosi.

My Reply:

Mr. Nkosi,

It must be in the stars! You're from Pretoria and I'm suffering from progeria. That's the disease where your body ages at a super accelerated rate. Usually we don't live past the age of 13, but with treatment I've managed to live longer than anyone else. I just celebrated my 19th birthday a few weeks ago and I'm told I don't look a day older than 134.

I could really use the money, because the treatments are very expensive. The medicine is made from a special chemical that is released during a teenage male's first ejaculation. Scientists recently learned that the chemical is stored in the appendix and once released let's the body know that you are now a man. It's also why no matter hard you try you can never make it feel as good as it did the first time. So as you can imagine, it's extremely controversial and costly to extract.

I am very interested in the money, but one of the side effects of the treatment is that it gives me terrible laryngitis. Because of this, I would prefer to do correspond via email rather than over the telephone. The sooner, the better, as every day for me is like six of your human days.

Impatiently yours,
Scamtastic

PS - What minerals and energy do you oversee?