Luckiest person on the planet.

Email Scam:

Subject: with due respect, response needed
From: grace ochiaka (grace_ochiaka2@hotmail.com)

Sent: Mon 7/10/06 4:22 AM

To: balltee@aol.com

I am Mrs. Grace Ochiaka. An administrative top management secretary with the Central bank of Nigeria. I am in alliance with the Deputy-Governor: Sir Tunde Lemo. To Move a chunk of money in ($15M) fifteen million united states dollars, out of the vault of the Cbn although legally.

The money was owned by a customer who had longed died and couldn't get traces of anyone to claim his money, despite desperate search for a next of kin.

The rules and ethics of our banking regulations demands that, after 4yrs of unclaimed funds (money) the money would be forfeited to the cbn and declared surplus.

Since I am the secretary to the Deputy Governor who is in charge of this unclaimed money, we are ready to effect the payment of the money to you as a foreigner who we would present as a next of kin or a business associate of the fellow.

This is risk free as all legal backings are present and would be detailed to you on when we are certian and you give us the certainty that we can have a friend and trust in you.

You would be handsomely rewarded with 30% of the total sum.

Needing your immediate response. You can call the Deputy Governor on:
+ 234 1 850 3684. Sir: Tunde Lemo: Email:

Regards,
Grace E. Ochiaka
grace_ochiaka2@hotmail.com
You can as well respond via:
graceochiaka@graceochiaka.com

My Reply:

Ms. Ochiaka:

Yes, I would be interested. Very interested!!! And believe it or not, this is the second time this has happened to me! The first time it was on $12 million, but I can't really complain when I'm emailing this from my yacht in the South Pacific. Oh my God, a dolphin just jumped out of the water and winked at me. I must be the luckiest person on the planet!

And the funny thing is that I never really liked the people of Nigeria before. I mean Ghana and Congo, those are countries! A noble people striving to make good. I can respect that. But Nigeria, no way! Up until you guys gave me the $12 mil I had a bumper sticker on my car that said, "I brake for everyone, except Nigerians." But you people really know a guy's soft spot. So yeah, I'll help you out with the $15 mil. Email me the paperwork and between martinis and the three Thai whores that I pay to service me, I'll get around to signing them.

Much love,
Scamtastic