Long lost Cousin Keese

Email Scam:

Date: Sun, 18 May 2008 22:07:47 +0200
From: zjs701@jaguar1.usouthal.edu
Subject: Ref: NL/776090X2/23 (Call to confirm Notification)
Ref: NL/776090X2/23
Batch: 013/06/8394369

We happily announce to you the Draw of the (ELECTRONIK LOTTERY) INTERNATIONAL EMAIL PROMOTION.Your Emailaddress was attached to these lucky winning numbers:03,18,21,24,36, 38 (bonusno.20)

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of $1,500,000(OneMillion Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) payout in Us dollars,in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/06.

To file for your claim please contact the Lottery Director, with Details Below:

Contact Person: Mr. Keese (my real last name)
Phone Number: 0031-614-797-465
Fax Number : 0031-847-360-271
Contact Email: clmdpt_(my real last name)@yahoo.com.hk

1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
5.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
6.SEX:
7.OCCUPATION:
8.MARITAL STATUS:
9.NATIONALITY:
10.Ref NUMBER/BATCH NUMBER:
11. AMOUNT WON:

NOTE:
1. You can come down in person to collect your funds here in the Netherlands.
2.Have wired bank to bank transfer.

The Validity period of the winnings is for 7 working days hence you are expected to make your claims immediately, any claim not made before this date will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA.

The society lotteries are managed by Sisson Marketing InternationalLimited,certified by the Gambling Commission ELM Certification 180/3/2.©NetherlandsNational Lottery 2008.

Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part of our Promotions program.

Dr Van Buren
www.lotto.nl

My Reply:

Keese,

It's so good to hear from you! We haven't spoken since the family reunion. I blame myself. I'm just so bad about keeping in touch with people. And after what happened I didn't know if you still wanted to hear from me anymore. But then I get this letter and WOW! I guess it's all water under the bridge! Are you sure that you won't get in trouble for nepotism?! I don't want you to go to some sort of International Internet prison or something.

The information you requested is below. Why didn't you just fill this out for me? Don't you have most of this info already? I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

1.FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY: Scamtastic
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS: 67 Wincrest Ln, Montpelier, VT 05601
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH: My birthday, Hospital
4.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS: Phone, I don't have a FAX
5.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN: Just put yourself down.
6.SEX: Anal
7.OCCUPATION: Big Wall Street Banker
8.MARITAL STATUS: Recently engaged (shhh...it's a secret, we're eloping)
9.NATIONALITY: Italian/Jewish (Pizza bagel!)
10.Ref NUMBER/BATCH NUMBER: Twice daily. I don't assign them numbers
11. AMOUNT WON: 27 million (just kidding, only 1.5 million)

I'm actually going to be in the Netherlands next week. There's a marijuana/hooker convention that I'm guest lecturing at. We should get together. Maybe we can blow some of this new found money and have some fun. Like when we double-teamed your ex-wife at the reunion. She took our pair of dicks like a champ! That noise she made when we both bottomed out still haunts me though.

Anyway, say hi to Aunt Mary for me. Thanks again for the cash!

Your cousin,
Scamtastic