I was right again, Donna!

Email Scam:

Subject: YOU HAVE WON £1,850,000
CONTACT {fiduciarybrian2007@hotmail.com}
Date: Sun, 11 May 2008 12:45:44 -0500
From: kristen.myford@my.monroeville.westernschool.edu

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the Online promo result of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 5th May 2008 in London, UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address attached to Serial number 5368/02,lucky number 6-10-11-19-22-46-40 won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,850,000( One Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand POUNDS STERLING) in cash, credited to file ktu/9023118308/03. This is from a total ash prize of £18,745,605 Pounds, shared amongst the first thirteen (13) lucky winners in this category of all world wide email address in the Microsoft and commerce database used for the draw. To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent With the below details(HLP FORM); Official: Brian Adams ( Mr.)

Email:fiduciarybrian2007@hotmail.com
Tel:+44 70457 27840
+44 70457 27841

1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:

Yours Truly,
KRISTEN MYFORD.
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme]

My Reply:

Mr. Brian Fiduciary,

Thanks for contacting me. I have known for a while that I was special and, if I waited long enough, would one day be rewarded for it. Well it looks like I was right again, Donna!

All those people who said I would never amount to anything back in high school, never thought that one day an Internet would be invented and that an International Lottery would be setup (that you don't even have to enter!) where the kind people of England (a country I have never visited!) would grant me a large sum of money just for having an email address (which I'm sure they also never thought would be invented!).

And just yesterday Donna told me to "Shut the fuck up." So as a funny joke I said, "I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that." Well now I do, silly bitch!

I filled out the form below and included additional information so I could get the money quicker.

1.Full Name: Scamtastic
2.Full Address: 38 Lake Dr., New York, NY 10001
3.Marital Status: Unhappily married to Donna
4.Occupation: Stay at home Dad/Pimpzilla
5.Age: 42
6.Sex: Penis
7.Nationality: Finnish/Nigerian (I'm a Finger!)
8.Country Of Residence: United States of Awesome
9.Telephone Number: 212-389-2938
10. Social Security Number: 014-384-2893
11. Bank Account Number: Wamu 10329301-011
12. Mother's Maiden Name: Toweleen

Your pal on the Information Superhighway (honk, honk!).
Scamtastic