Now I can get divorced!

Email Scam:

Subject: Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Date: Thu, 8 May 2008 02:36:03 -0600
From: cmiller@utep.edu

Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £850,000.00 in our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by computerised balloting, powered by the Internet. Your email address was amongst those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial no: 5368/02
Winning number: 08.11.21.32.35.42. {47}
Draw (#1187)

Yours faithfully,
Dr. Lorraine M.Dodds

My Reply:

Dear Dr. Ms. Dodds,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! My husband and me had an argunment yesterday about buying this 62" TV on QVC. I'm sick and tired of buying one a week before the Super Bowl and then having to return it a week later! He says we can't afford it and that I have a shopping addiction, but who's laughing now DUMBASS! I just got off the phone with the lady and she said it will be here in a few days. Won't he be surprised we he sees it! Then I'll tell him about the divorce. I cant wait to see his face!!! In fact, I'm going to fuck that nice Mexico guy next door who's always looking at me. I guess Stan's right, they will eventually take our jobs! Hand jobs!!!

Also, what does that little £ mean? That's real money, right?

By the power of the Internet,
Scamtastic